Enough to see this happen:
Which was then enough for my jaw to drop (yeah, at a girl), my hands to push away the bag of M&M's I was eating, and my mind to briefly consider going bulimic just this one time.
It is now my goal to look like Carrie Underwood as soon as humanly possible (she's the one on the left, in case you didn't know).
Okay, you can stop laughing now. It's not nice.
I really think I can do this. I just have to eat less than 500 calories a day, work out for 3 hours straight, 6 days a week, and get super tan. It's going to be great. I already went out and purchased my healthy food and swore off sugar for the remainder of my existence (ha! yeah, right.)
Also, please don't tell Chad. He'll think I'm doing this for him (yeah, he drools over Carrie - and quite frankly, I don't blame him). But really, I'm doing it because I just want to be her.
I would also accept Jennifer Aniston
(with her sneaky hot body in Just Go With It)
Your words of encouragement, compliments, support, gifts, and donations will all be greatly appreciated.
