Enough to see this happen:
Which was then enough for my jaw to drop (yeah, at a girl), my hands to push away the bag of M&M's I was eating, and my mind to briefly consider going bulimic just this one time.
It is now my goal to look like Carrie Underwood as soon as humanly possible (she's the one on the left, in case you didn't know).
Okay, you can stop laughing now. It's not nice.
I really think I can do this. I just have to eat less than 500 calories a day, work out for 3 hours straight, 6 days a week, and get super tan. It's going to be great. I already went out and purchased my healthy food and swore off sugar for the remainder of my existence (ha! yeah, right.)
Also, please don't tell Chad. He'll think I'm doing this for him (yeah, he drools over Carrie - and quite frankly, I don't blame him). But really, I'm doing it because I just want to be her.
I would also accept Jennifer Aniston
(with her sneaky hot body in Just Go With It)
Your words of encouragement, compliments, support, gifts, and donations will all be greatly appreciated.
4 comments:
Uh, Jennifer Aniston's always been hot. Nothing sneaky about it.
A perfect example of why I started (trying) to eat healthy months ago & why I started Insanity this week. I'm tired of being a schlump (if that is even a word).
Let me also say that I wish we lived closer, so that we could be together to motivate each other, or slack of & eat caramel turtles together, either way we'd be better together!
I don't know if you've looked at a picture of you next to one of Carrie's, but I'm pretty sure you could be her Doppelganger. :)
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