Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Day 16: Someone or something you definitely COULD live without

Oh now now, where to start this massive list?

I think I shall start with spiders. I could really live without spiders. And I guess if I get rid of spiders, I must also get rid of flies. Otherwise there'd just be a disgusting overabundance of flies in my life - and I wont be having that.While we're at it, let's do away with wasps too. There's a crap ton of wasps living outside my apartment and they are mean and ugly. Plus. they keep me from enjoying my three-foot balcony. Bastages.

I could also live without make-up. I can't tell you how often I've wished that the stupid thing was never invented. It costs a lot of money and takes up way too much time. Guys look great without it. I think girls would too had it not become the expectation. Today I'm fighting for the "get rid of make-up cause" by wearing only powder and mascara. Be proud.

Also, shoulder pain. I've been experiencing a lot of this lately, and I really think I would get along fine without it. No one should ever have to be this aware of their shoulders.

On a similar note, allergies. MY GOODNESS could I live without those! Would make my life A LOT easier, and again, would save me a lot of money.

I think I'd also be all right if pornography had never been invented. Makes. Me. Sick. Plus it is ruining too many people I love's lives. Go away, gross-o.

That's all for now.

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