Thursday, December 27, 2007

My Cynical Side

October 25, 2007
Why do girls wear sandals with turtle necks? I don’t see the point in making sure that your neck is warm but your toes are still completely exposed to the cold.

Why do some LDS girls think it is perfectly acceptable to wear a short skirt with leggings? This is not the 80’s! AND… I can still see your legs!!!

Why do guys automatically expect/assume that pretty girls are snobs?

Why can’t watermelon and iceberg lettuce be food of great nutritional value? Furthermore, why can’t healthy foods be the ones that taste delicious?

Why does ice-chewing have to be bad for your teeth?

Why is it socially acceptable for guys to fart and burp openly, but a girl is DISGUSTING if she does it? Why don’t “women’s rights activists” fight for that equality as well? Hmmm..?

Why, oh why, oh why, oh WHY on earth did Al Gore win the Nobel Peace Prize for writing a book on something EVERYONE was already aware of? Can you say corrupt political system??

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