Here are some self portraits I've done in the last few months:
(I draw these in order to convey how I'm feeling at the time...)
This is me pissed off that it was snowing that day (after a few days of warmth - and by warmth I mean, 45+ degrees and sunny) so I'm slaying each individual snowflake with a sword. No, I'm not shooting anything. The black thing on my head is earmuffs. And I don't have any explanation for the back-boobs or the ghettoisha booty.
This is another depiction of me upset at the snow (different day though).
This was a day that it was so cold and snowy that I was pretty sure I was going to turn into a snowwoman (and, as you can see, I did not particularly find that to be awesome).
This is me on a day when I felt like I just wanted to eat the world and heaven help any food that found itself in front of me. P.S. No, that is NOT supposed to be a giant purple turd for my body (yes, multiple people have asked). It started out as a triangle purple dress (the kind that is typical for stick-figure drawings) and then I felt the need to add fat rolls in order to artistically depict the situation (and how I was feeling) accurately.
This I drew as a reaction to a picture that the Unisex Hottie sent me of a giant alien burrito on steroids that he tried to eat (it was literally the length of my elbow to my fingertips and I don't even want to talk about the girth of that bad boy)
And I think this one is pretty self-explanatory. I guess I should have taken the time to draw where my neck ends in this picture... kinda looks unnaturally long because of my hair... OOPS!
I know, I know. You're all jealous of my superior artistic abilities. It's okay, I understand.
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