Robbing the Cradle

So, I am now to the point in my life where I apparently can't get a date on my own anymore.

I didn't realize this was happening until my mother tried to set me up with numerous guys that are at least a year younger than me. And then my friends started doing that too. So that got me thinking, what? Can I not date guys my age or older anymore? Are all the good ones taken or something?

The thing is, I have this thing about dating guys younger than me. It's called, "I don't like it." I know it works great for some people, and to those girls I say, "More power to ya!" But for me, the idea of dating (or worse, kissing!) a guy that's my little brother's age really creeps me out.

There is, however, one exception that I am willing to make:

Zac Efron. I know, I know, he's like 19 right? That's what I thought too. So even though I've always found him attractive, I just decided to suppress that and try not to mention it so I didn't sound like a "Cougar". But, I recently received good news! Zac is only 2 weeks younger than me. And for him, I would make an exception because he is seriously attractive, talented, and um, financially stable. And I'm sure I'd find out a ton of other great qualities if I ever met him.

So... Zac... have you ever wondered where you come from, what you're doing here, and where you're going? ;-)