Things That Should Be...

...a Sin.
Warning. You may disagree with many of the things I say in this post. Just be aware. 

Yesterday as I was leaving work and getting myself AMPED up for the Celtics/Heat game (WOOO! Go Celtics!), I was asked if I would like to have pizza during the game.

Absolutely, positively YES! Was my answer.
What do I want on it? Um... Well, cheese, Duh. And I prefer vegetables (I know, that IS shocking considering my background and life long complicated relationship with all green edibles other than in candy form), but really just get whatever and I'll just pick toppings off as needed.

I felt pretty great about my answer. It was laid back enough that I wasn't revealing my TOTAL picky self... I was trying to accommodate the needs/wants of others and be flexible. Well done, Rae! Well done.
...And then I remembered the ONE thing I couldn't believe I'd forgotten to mention...
(whipped out a quick text message before it was too late): And NO pineapple! ...please.
Fruit on a regular pizza (especially pineapple) should be a sin.
And that, naturally, got me to thinking about other things that should be a sin.
Such as:

Nuts in brownies. *gag* + a *nose snub*
Fries without a Coke. *twitch*...*twitch twitch*
Shaq playing for the Celtics. *shudder* (go back to the lakers where you belong)
Me having to scrape 2 inches of snow off of my car this morning. *grrrr...* (In case you are feeling like this should be totally okay, go ahead and check the date again. That's right, October 27th. The last time it snowed in Utah was in May. That is only a 5 month break people! I shouldn't be scraping snow until January!)
Ok, Ok, *composing myself*. Ok.
And finally... Let us say, uh, robust? men that dress up in skin-tight bumble bee (or something) costumes for Halloween that show off, oh I dunno... ALL the WRONG places? *things that make you go... blugggghhhhh!* followed by a slight twitch and an unexplainable lurch in your stomach. (yes I actually witnessed this firsthand. I'm still having nightmares.)
EDIT: (Added after my brother commented on how the bumblebee costume wasn't a sin because it was just plain funny): What I should have mentioned was that after witnessing all the "curvaceous glory" of the robust man in bumbleebee thingy costume... I couldn't fall to the ground in laughter and sneak pictures with my iphone like would usually be my initial reaction because we were at church, and that would be rude, and wrong, and I was afraid that when judgment day finally comes that would end up being the ONE thing that would condemn me straight to hell. I have reason to believe that this man didn't really understand what he was doing when he, um, decided to adorn the bumbliciousy costume thingy thing. Therefore, that costumy thingy should be a sin. And so was having to see his mashed up goods. In church. Without laughter.

Now, I know I'm not God and I don't get to make the rules about what is a sin and what isn't. I'm just sayin' is all.

Just sayin'.