Want to hear something disconcerting?
Yesterday, I wore a sweater. (gasp!)
Want to hear something worse?
This morning, I had to use the heater in my car. (scream of terror!)
Yeah. Oh, and did I mention that I'm wearing a long-sleeved shirt today? Cuz I am.
I'm very upset. Summer, please don't leave me! I'm not ready for you to go. I feel like you're standing up from your chair and making movements like you're going to leave... you know you can't do that around me. You KNOW I get separation anxiety! So, I suggest that you sit back down and stay awhile - or at least until I'm ready for you to go. Ok? Great. Thanks.
...What's that? ...Oh, you're sorry? ...That's ok, I'll forgive you.
Just DON'T let it happen again. I suggest gluing your rear to that chair, mmmk?
4 comments:
No joke, what was up with that cold snap yesterday? I actually reminded me that Utah gets cold for part of the year.
I did not want a reminder of that.
Seperation Anxiety! I suffer daily! Miss you
Come here. It's 90 for the high, high 70s for the low and sunny and breezy. Every. Day.
P.S. I went to the beach today.
You should come:)
I saw the look of "wait! no! don't go!" in my mind's eye.
I miss you.
PS: Defousi. It hates us.
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