Ok... here's the thing. I'm 22. I get it that I LOOK younger than I really am, but SERIOUSLY, if I hear the phrase, "Do you go to Orem/Provo High?" or "So is this your first year at BYU?"
ONE MORE TIME...
There's gunna be a WWF Smackdown happenin. I'm serious... someone will get hurt, and it wont be me. I may look younger than I am, but I DON'T look 17 or 18. Give me AT LEAST 20 PEOPLE!
I mean, in 12 days I will have a Bachelor's Degree!
That's it. I'm going to start wearing a sign on my stomach that says:
Dear Moron,
You may be about to ask me if I am in high school or a freshman in college.
Actually, I'm 22, AND I have a Bachelor's Degree... which it looks to me
like you will never have. DON'T EVEN THINK about asking for my number.
Yes, I am busy this weekend. Sure, for the purpose of this conversation, I DO
have a boyfriend. Oh, and just so you know, the fact that you come to the mall
to find girls tells me that you're LAME!
Have a nice day.
Ok... maybe that was a little harsh. But seriously... GET A BRAIN!
5 comments:
......still laughing......trying to type.....ok, we're good now. Raw deal being young looking and good looking isn't it? It's a beast for me at least.
And yes, if they are trying to pick up girls at the mall, they are lame. Agreed. Congrats on the pending graduation.
I really think you should make a shirt like that. That would rule.
Please do this...and let me be around to watch the smackdown. It would be rather hilarious.
I'm not sure if I'll feel hurt or proud when someone thinks I'm 30 for the first time...I've been getting 25 since I was 19.
I will pay you $50 bucks to actually do that. But I have to be there to see it with my own eyes :) You're my hero.
I felt bad when i taught high school and they all thought i was a student, then i felt really bad when i taught middle school and i got the same thing. So, I am right there with you.
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