So this morning I got a call at 9:30 am (I was still in bed, mind you... Thursdays are my "sleep a little later" days) from my management company. It went a little something like this:
Me: (clears throat)...hello??? thinking: who is seriously calling me right now? Don't they know I get to sleep for 30 more minutes?
Management Man Dan: Hi, this is blahblahblahblahblahblahblah
Me: I'm sorry...what?
Dan: This is Dan with Mountainview Management, is this Raechel?
Me: Yes, it is. Why are you calling me management man? It's early!
Dan: Ok. Do you share the small bathroom with Lillian?
Me: No... Taylor does. Odd question sir, very odd question.
Dan: Oh. Well, do you know who clogged the toilet?
Me: Ummmm no... (laughs a little) I didn't even know it WAS clogged. Seriously? One of them clogged a toilet? I AM NOT paying for that. What did they do, try to flush a tamp down or something? Idiots.
Dan: Ok, well yeah I'm just calling to let you know that the carpet guys are going to be there to clean soon, I have to make sure that someone in your apartment is notified.
Me: Alright, thanks. Dually noted. Why'd you have to call me? All my roommates are already awake!
Dan: Yeah, I got a call from 106 (the girls that live underneath us) this morning saying that their closet was raining.
Me: (secretly giggling a little) Oh no!
Dan: Yeah, they weren't too happy. Anyways, the carpet guys should be there soon, just so ya know.
Me: Thanks, bye. Back to sleep now!..............................................................................long pause...............................................................................................................................106? But the bathroom is on the second floor of our apartment.........................................................gasp! That MUST mean our downstairs is flooded too!
And that's when I got out of bed and saw the damage. Our upstairs loft and the Kitchen, completely flooded with (what I'm hoping was only) pee juice. Gross. But, of course, NO BODY knows who clogged the toilet. Everything was fine when everyone left this morning. So the toilet probably just got possessed and clogged itself as a practical joke, right? Yeah. So, watch out! There's a toilet clogger on the loose... don't let him/her get to you!
1 comment:
Wow, that's quite the story. Equal parts funny & gross. It's never a good sign when a closet starts raining.
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