Some Things That Make Me Happy

Thinking about all that sad stuff made me way too sad, so I’m making a list of things that make me happy. (In no particular order)
1. Bottled coke. You stick it in the freezer for 10 minutes and it gets slightly slushy. Yum.
2. Intelligent people who say things impulsively without thinking them through first. I find this to be hilarious because I know they’re just too smart for their own good, but they still say things that sound funny sometimes.
3. Certain scenes in Christmas Vacation where a certain foul feline gets blown up.
4. Hugs from clean people
5. Chocolate. Ohhhh and mint. Especially the peppermint and chocolate ghirardellis.
6. Not wearing make up
7. People that sing aloud while they’re walking on campus. Teehee.
8. Being there to witness someone you don’t know’s first date with someone else. Always classic. Like this one time, I was standing in line at Comedy Sportz and the couple behind me was CLEARLY on a first date. It was quiet for a really long time and then all of a sudden the girl says, “So… did you have any animals growing up?” Then the guy says, “Um… mostly just dogs.” Hahaha. I was laughing so hard that people were shooting me funny looks.
9. Being with people who understand my twisted mind. Yeah… you people know who you are… yeeeaaahhh.
10. Laughing. I’m happy when I laugh, and I’m especially happy when people that have obnoxious laughs laugh. Then I can’t stop laughing. It’s great.
11. (I wanted to keep it at an even 10 because I’m anal that way and like to do everything in increments of five, but I thought of another one that just can’t be left out: Aqua di gio. That smell… oh man. OH MAN. Happiness.